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vampires

keyholez:

Jeopardy recently (? we “time shift”) had a category called “The Eco-Friendly Vampires.” It just contained questions about environmental-y stuff, but with a reference to vampires thrown in. Like, “The vampires like using this fuel [something something]” / “What is clean coal?” Note how the vampire part is not important in the clue.

What the fuck, guys?

There is some lottery scratch-off game thing about vampires that has ads up around town that are jokes. One is: “Finally, the stakes are on our side.” I thought that was pretty good.

CORRECTION: It’s actually “at last, the stakes are in our favor”, which I think is indeed clearer.